On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, and go to thethermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times...'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER -- THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
5 comments:
This one I've seen before. Gives me the heebie jeebies. LOL
If they make lots of thermometers, I would think they would have a fast moving production line... I visualize a row of people laying on tables like they use for masssages (perhaps reading?) while someone comes up and, well, does the test (dips, times, and reads) and someone else puts it in boiling water.
Oh I'm going to have nightmares.
Incidently, what will become of your "lawn ornament" pickup truck when you move?
Hubby's check a few weeks back was a really large one. I forget why. Anyhow the "lawn ornament" has since been fixed and is running nicely. Just gotta figure what to do with the Gran Torino because you KNOW there wont be any extra parking for a vehicle seldom used at an apartment complex...
Side note...I wonder if that job in the blog is a joint venture with the Vaseline company...
LOL!
OMG, LMAO. I would really wonder about that job description at Johnson & Johnson!
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