Punchline

Dec 24th

Dear Sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve (12) fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. The destruction of her home was total. All future correspondence should come to our attention.


If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Cordially,
Badger, Bender and Cajole
Attorneys-at-law


***Evidentally the attendants were born, raised and trained in Texas.... :)

4 comments:

AliceKay said...

Texas, eh? LOL

LadyStyx said...

Yeah based upon the plaque hanging in one of our Mom n Pop restaurants. They have posted a plaque with a revolver on it near their doors that says underneath..."We dont call 911 first.."

:)

AliceKay said...

LOL

Intense Guy said...

Well with a name like "Agnes McHolstein" how could this be anywhere but Texas!

Go Aggies... Go Longhorns!

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