Bad Day Laughs

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struc k 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


There now, Feeling Better?


Thanks to my mom who forwarded this... it's a good reminder that things could be so much worse...

18 comments:

Dorkys Ramos said...

Hahaha, thanks so much for these!! Too funny!

Carrie said...

Okay--the walkman thing--holy crap! That's HYSTERICAL!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO - Yeah, the walkman one was the best! :)

Some of the others got some poetic justice in 'em.

*goes off and unplugs the life support (i.e., the coffee maker) to vaccum the rugs*

Karla said...

LOL Thanks I needed that!

Punkn said...

Oh dear, that poor dancin' man. LOL thanks for the laugh of the day.

Kati said...

*snort* Thanks for the chuckles this morning, Lady S!

blueviolet said...

Yep, that did it! I'm in a great mood now!

blueviolet said...

Ok, you don't have an email on your profile so I had to come back over to leave a comment. Don't forget to put which of the rings you want in a comment so that the other entries you put down will count. Ya silly girl!

ChicagoLady said...

Definitely makes you realize things could always be worse!

$.02

Tori_z said...

Definately makes you stop and think about just how bad things actually are (or aren't).

Some of them were really funny though. LOL!

Wendyburd1 said...

I loved this! I applaud!!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Loved it!!! =)

AliceKay said...

LOL...good stuff. (thanks, mom)

Bee and Rose said...

The walkman story was my favorite!!! LOL!

Thanks for the giggles!!!

Grand Pooba said...

Oh my gosh, where do you find these?

LadyStyx said...

I guess the husband's pills effected you more than ya thought Pooba....check the last line! *giggles*

Grand Pooba said...

ha! I told you I don't pay attention to anything! My husband tells me that I only hear what i wanna hear and see what I wanna see.

sigh.

whimsical brainpan said...

*holding sides*

Oh thank you for sharing those!

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