None of that sissy crap!

Oh do I ever love this. Just got it from my SCSis and thought I'd share.

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.


ChicagoLady said...

I can't remember if I've seen it before or not, but I love it! My favorites are numbers six and seven.

Intense Guy said...

Awww... I feel the true warmth... ummm...

I can see why you and your SCSis get along so well.


Karla said...

I like that...mind if I steal it? Would love to send it to some ppl that keep sending me those "if I don't get this back I'll know" This one is great though!

Deanna said...

LOL I've seen similar ones before. A truer friend you'll never find! I'm with Iggy, I can see why you and your SCS get along so well.

Toriz said...

Definately different. :)


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