SCANDAL!!

Right on the heels of the grass-roots program to elect our beloved Orange Conehead-Alien, the following news story was leaked to the internet :

Report: Orange Conehead-Alien has sex with sheep!

The big question is whether or not the public will be willing to over look this fettish of Mr Conehead-Alien. When asked why he chose sheep, he responded "Because there is this guy that has been lurking around with a camera lately and making the squirrels all skittish. They are impossible to catch nowadays."

9 comments:

ChicagoLady said...

*giggles*

Honest! I had nothing to do with this!

LadyStyx said...

Nothing to do with it?? I show you 2 stories and ask which one, and you chose this one. So yeah, you had a little bit to do with it. LOL!!

Punkn said...

LOL now I know why my sheep have been so skittish lately. Dang Orange Conehead-Alien has been messing with them! This is a lawsuit waiting to happen, I tell ya! And it is all the fault of that guy lurking with the camera, scaring away the squirrels. Stomps out of the blog. :)

Intense Guy said...

ROFLMAO!!

Oh gosh... you got me so cracked up here!

You folks are too much and are simply the bestest!

:)

Karla said...

LOL!! Funny...would the lambs be orange?

LadyStyx said...

The lambs only turn orange if the OCHAs are using some cheap fake tanner and not really naturally orange after all....

Tori_z said...

I'm sure the public will be able to over look it and will still love them. After all, people still like the Welsh farmers. ;)

ROTFLMAO!!!

Punkn said...

*Warns Jim to be on the lookout for skinny orange lambs next lambing season*

AliceKay said...

*rolls eyes*

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