Couldn't resist

I generally don't like Jimmy Fallon much, but leave it to him to find a way to make a song from an artist I don't particularly care for... actually tolerable.

Jimmy's take on Baby

I originally had the video embedded but the account I grabbed it from had it ganked from their page. The link above will take you to another page with the same video.

How many times have you wanted to say this?

and THIS is how you respond

We've all been seeing Mr. Sheen's very public melt-down for weeks now and his out and out attack on Mr. Cryer, who as far as I could tell, really didn't deserve such treatment. Did Mr. Cryer make a public statement raging back at Mr. Sheen? No. He kept his piece for a bit and then, when he did choose to say something... used humor. This has to be one of the funniest responses to an ill mannered twit I've seen in a long time. Kudos to Mr.Cryer for keeping it light and nipping that particular outlet right in the bud.




Considering that Mr. Cryer's the only one to win an Emmy for this show, I'm guessing Two and a Half Men might do just fine if given half a chance and the right support.

so...

... I was trolling the blogs a couple days ago and honestly got a few caught up, somewhat. Pretty bad when some of the blogs you normally never miss go into the double digits of unread. *sigh*

ANYHOW... a couple days ago I got caught up in Dorkys' blog... and one of the last entries I read for the day was the one with the link about the guy who really Really REALLY loves rainbows. The parody she has it linked with is absolutely priceless (must watch at least half of the original video before watching parody otherwise it makes no sense).

Then today.... this shows up in my LOLCats email:




Feels like it's gonna be one of those days....

funny stuff

In the stylings of the Blue Collar Comedy and their Big Deck skit, SNL and Betty White presented this one this past Saturday. I don't think I've laughed so hard at a SNL skit in a very long time.....

you know it's gotten bad...

...when even the comics point it out!

For Tori:

Jeremy: I'm spending too much time on Facebook.

his mom: Agreed

Jeremy: So I'm looking for suggestions on how to cut back.

his mom: Well, I think...

Jeremy (interrupting and turning to put his laptop in between him and his mom): Not from you. From my Facebook friends.

Just could NOT resist!

As for the Whatchasee... it's postponed this week (I didnt forget!!!) because I highly doubt anyone will be around to play due to being out for the holidays. We'll resume next week (assuming I remember....)

For your entertainment

Chicagolady sent me an email last night, and as I was reading the lyrics...I realized I knew the song. After a few minutes of digging in Youtube, I found it so I thought I'd share. The lyrics are below the video if you'd care to sing along.



* The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Is finding a Christmas tree.

* The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Rigging up the light stand and finding a Christmas tree.

* The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Hangovers, rigging up the light stand and finding a Christmas tree.

* The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the light stand and finding a Christmas tree.

* The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Five month of bills, sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the light stand finding a Christmas tree.

* The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Facing my in-laws, five months of bills, I hate those Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the light stand ... And finding a Christmas tree.

* The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... the Salvation Army, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, sending Christmas cards, ohhh jeez, I'm trying to rig up the light stand ... And finding a Christmas tree.

* The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... (kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas, Charities and what do you mean your in-laws? Five months of bills, uh making up these cards, please get me a beer huh, What! We have no extension cords? ... And finding a Christmas tree.

* The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Finding parking spaces, (kid) Daddy I want some candy, donations, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, writing out those Christmas cards, hangovers, now why the hell are they blinking? .... And finding a Christmas tree.

* The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Batteries not included, no parking spaces, (kid) by me something, get a job you bum, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, yo-ho sending Christmas cards, oh-geez look at this, one light goes out they all go out ... And finding a Christmas tree.

* The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Stale T.V. dinners, batteries not included, no parking spaces (kid) Mom I gotta go bathroom, charities, she's a witch I hate her, five months of bills, I don't even know half these people, Oh who has the toilet paper, turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse ... And finding a Christmas tree.

* The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me ..... Singing Christmas carols, stale T.V. dinners, batteries not included, no parking, (kid crying) charities, gonna make them dinner, five months of bills, I'm not sending em mister that's it, shut up you, if you're so smart you rig up the light stand ... And finding a Christmas tree.

For your enjoyment

So yeah, the simplest things make me laugh. In this case, I was looking up a vid for something else entirely and a comment in that other video led me to this one... I didn't remember seeing it as a kid.... Not sure if I'm glad of this or not. Personally, I think someone was dipping too often in the Nyquil when they created this. So for your viewing and reading pleasure I've not only posted the video, but part of the conversation that followed after I'd posted it in CrackFacebook. Names have been modified....



The following conversation then began in response to the Nyquil comment...

Karla: Maybe it was Iggy LOL
LadyStyx: HAHAHA! Just who I was thinking of!
Chicago: All it needed was a few OCHA's!
LadyStyx: and a Charlie or 3..... *laffin*
Chicago: If Beaker and Animal can be in it, the OCHA's and Charlies should be allowed too!
LadyStyx: Not to mention Gonzo the weirdo and his chicken girlfriends....
Karla: OMG..you two! LMAO He would love this wouldn't he? :-)
LadyStyx: So I should stick this in Blogger then, right Chicago and Karla? .oO(yeah...asking permission here before I hit the Post link)

Got permission from Karla, but havent heard from Chicago yet. I suspect, considering she's as much of a "stirrer" as some of us, she won't mind too much.

In response to the stalking threat against Dharma

You see this sweet face? She's mine...all mine.




This was her reaction upon reading the entry over at Pop n Ice's blog...



As for the defenses in my castle, Indiana Jones has nothing on what I have. I've hired Shane Wolfe and that nice family that he was babysitting (complete with the killer duck). Shane's been so kind as to outfit my home with a similar defense system.

I can assure you, the Peter Panda Dance will NOT get you through what he has set up for me. If that and the duck don't stop you, then I assure you this will...

Warm spot

Gotta love cats, they have such personality. I've had so many kitties, that I think I've seen almost every trick in the book at least once. There were a couple we had when I still lived back home that did this. The momma cat, Brandy, loved to get up and across anything you were doing. Her favorite spot, for some odd reason was on the accordion case,and lying across mom's music. Her daughter, Whiskey, has a great indicator of cold temps. Just before it would start getting cold, she'd take up her customary spot right across the floorboard vents in the livingroom because they were the warmest spot in the whole house during the winter. Neither her mom, nor her big brother Boo (a 15 pound yellow tiger), could get her to move from that spot and if they were there and she wanted the spot? She'd carry on until they moved. Heh. The runt of the litter, and SHE ruled the roost!

A Woman's World

I simply adore these little shorts that they do. They've got 14 of them so far and each one's made me LOL! Their latest installment, Congratulations, is a little rougher to take, cosidering what a few of us are going through, but it's still funny nonetheless. I know I've had it happen a few times before. There was this one dress that I particularly like wearing simply because it hid how fat I was. It accented the belly a bit and as a result I passed off as pregnant instead of fat!

Anyhow, how many of you have used the above excuse to avoid having to do the daily exercise?

*sheepishly raises hand*

It was one of those weeks....

The package in question came on Saturday but didn't get into my possession until Sunday morning because we don't exactly check the mailbox daily when we're home all day.

Turn it up a bit. Yeah...I actually talk during this one....and laugh...no *snortlez* though.

Couldn't resist

Saw this on tv just a few moments ago and just had to share.

timing, Avon calling, ACK and a Partridge Family sighting

About a month ago or so, I'd bought myself a new purse. The one I had was simply a skoosh too small for my needs and falling apart at the strap. I bought a great one on clearance for less than $10. It's a gorgeous black and animal print totally me type bag. The bag's a bit bigger than I really absolutely need , but I love it nonetheless. Unfortunately, with extra space means I tend to say "oh I got room for this too!" and the bag gets heavier which isn't good for your back or shoulders. It isn't so good for the strap on the purse either. Last week that stud there, holding the strap together, decided to pop and my purse fell. Thank GOODNESS my camera wasn't in there. The strap chose to break just after I'd removed the camera to get shots of the clouds. I was really pissed because I'd had it just long enough that I'd thrown away the receipt for it. Hubby suggested using superglue to fix it. I told him that if superglue was involved, then maybe he should fix the purse for me for, you see, superglue and I have this love/hate thingy going. It hates to stick anywhere I want it, but it LOVES to stick on me. Anyhow... hubby fixed the one strap and reinforced the other just in case. Now if I could get him to find my leopard print sunglasses that I wanted him to repair.
Is it me, or are other people beginning to feel like they're at the DMV or deli when they're at the dr's offices or labs these days? The old clinic had the "Now serving" sign for their lab too but it wasn't until we got to the new clinic that I began to feel like I was at a McDonald's. Maybe it's their choice of a doorbell to signal that the numbers have changed that make me feel like that? I sure know it's the reason why everytime I hear it I say "Avon calling". Anyhow, who are they kidding? This sign just doesn't make sense at a lab for they certainly aren't serving us anything. If anything they're TAKING something so shouldn't the sign reflect this fact? I'm just sayin. Please excuse the above photo. The lighting simply was NOT cooperating at all. It was kinda like trying to take a picture of a screen shot with your digital camera. The picture rolls somewhat and of course it doesn't turn out half as good as you'd hope.
So a couple weeks back or so, hubby comes in and wants to use one of the cameras and I ask him what was up. He said we had a possum in the backyard so I sent him off with the Samsung to get some shots. When he was done grabbing the shots (the above is one of several), he came up and handed me the camera. He told me that the possum looked sleepy at first until he moved closer at which point it looked up at him but didn't make a move. So I flicked on the camera and the above shot is one of many that he'd just clicked. I absolutely freaked and told him to haul his ass down the stairs , grab a shovel and give it a happy dispatch and Like.Right.Fkn.NOW! That ~thing~ has NO damned business in my yard...period. I kept fussing until he went down and flipped the critter over the fence. He came back upstairs and asked why he just did that and I told him...it's a RAT hunny...we don't need something like that out there. The ciggie butt in the picture was set down to give an idea of the scale. The butt's about a half inch long. Yeah. That's what I said too because I don't believe nutria wander quite this far north!


These last 2 pix are actually off two different vehicles. When I saw the stickers on the windows in each...all I could think is "God help 'em". Oh don't tell me that you wouldn't have had the same reaction! The last one was the best of the two though. Not only did they have the requisite stickperson family stretching across the back window (and most of them were people and not pets), but they'd painted their 15 passanger van ala Partridge Family style! Great to know they don't mind pokin fun at themselves... and to be hangin at a Chuck E Cheese to boot.

Just because I found it funny

I know a few of my readers that may enjoy this...

The lyrics can be found here, just click on the "more info" link on the right near their picture.