Tori: A bear and a porcupine are sitting on a log, talking. Bear: (pointing off frame) Check it out! What kind of dog is that? Porcupine: Chow. Bear: Of course it's chow, you idiot! What kind of chow? Porcupine: Hmm... He's kind of portly... I'm guessing he's high in trans fat.
I guess the next question would be whether he'll be served in a bowl or on a plate... ~grinz~